The National Accociation for the Recognition and Adoration of Great People and their Totally Brilliant Ideas (NARAGPTBI) is honoring me (yes, me) with a prestigious award at their next (internationally televised) awards ceremony. I will be there, accompanied by a few almost-as-famous-as-me people, to be publically (and properly) awarded for my outstanding achievement.
My friends, the world is about to officially recognize (finally) my life-time achievement: overcoming narcissism.
Send your congratulations through the “comments” link below. I deserve them.
Dude. I am more narcissistic than you are. You are beneath all the talents and awards I have won, including my Humble Award.
My awesomeness outshines your awesomeness.
Totally.
Dood.
*Turns briefly from mirror*
Shut up you guys! You’re breaking my concentration!
Come on now! You all don’t even come close.
I mean, I was named for my greatness! (Notice the prefix mega-)
Wow. Megan has a point about mega- the Greek word for great, BUT *ahem*
Shane, I humbly apologize, O great one. I bow in humble adulation of your greatness. You are brilliant. Your brilliance is as the noon-day sun. Your greatness outweighs the taste of world class cheesecake.
*gasp!*